Things I blog about

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

(via self-fulfilling-prophet)

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

(via self-fulfilling-prophet)

Alcohol passion fruit sponge lemon trifle thing #sogood

Alcohol passion fruit sponge lemon trifle thing #sogood

Aaron looking gorgeous posing at the LA Times Photobooth at the Sundance Film Festival.

(Source: allaaronpaul, via breakingrylee)

queyentekillyou:

might-be-dangerous:

avianawareness:

(via 500px / New Zealand Kea by Ed Janwattana)

thankyouforyourcooperation's tags are the best for this:



av#Welcome to New Zealand#Our animals look pretty#but are really either assholes#or the stupidest creatures ever.#In the case of this bird#it’s both.





Are you kidding? These birds are some of the smartest birds on the planet. These fuckers are smarter than the average tourist. They will use teamwork to steal your food and laugh as they fly away. They will unscrew jars to get at the food in them. They will atually fly into your open car and steal your wallet because fuck you that’s why.
So yeah, they’re assholes.
But I resent the “stupid” comment

kea and cheeky fuckers

queyentekillyou:

might-be-dangerous:

avianawareness:

(via 500px / New Zealand Kea by Ed Janwattana)

thankyouforyourcooperation's tags are the best for this:


av

Are you kidding? These birds are some of the smartest birds on the planet. These fuckers are smarter than the average tourist. They will use teamwork to steal your food and laugh as they fly away. They will unscrew jars to get at the food in them. They will atually fly into your open car and steal your wallet because fuck you that’s why.

So yeah, they’re assholes.

But I resent the “stupid” comment

kea and cheeky fuckers

(via childhoodgames)

its ok to feel what ever the fuck you want to feel. unless its illegal or harmful to others you can feel it.

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

(via yourfairygodfather)

the-ladydeadpool:

This is the best Tweet ever.

the-ladydeadpool:

This is the best Tweet ever.

(Source: terrakion, via rasalfool)

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

(via olivershaws)

weight-a-second:

id like to take this moment to thank not only god but jesus and rita ora

(Source: lovefortelevision, via gertruderambling)

vote-crowley-2014:

onawingandaswear:

Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

four for you, sir, that’s a kick ass cosplay

(via thekingisdeadlonglivetheking)

“You know we’ve made a lot of progress in the battle against AIDS, but its not time to celebrate just yet. There’s no cure. The epidemic rages on. But, here’s to the hope that one day we’ll put an end to this plague and the world will rejoice knowing that we will never, that no one will ever have to suffer the indignation of this sickness again, nor the intolerance, the fear or the prejudice that lives alongside it. Love who you want to love. Live how you wish to live and never let anyone ever stop you from turning your dreams into your reality”
— Jared Leto. (via fiction-greater-than-reality)

spankmethorin:

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’

as a mothers day promo at work once we got post it notes all on the outside of my work windows about 6 meters long and 5 meters high and it said i <3 mum and people could write messages on them

new zealand goes hard with post its

(Source: iraffiruse, via pugsandprettypeople)

ouijayesforyouiwill:

I hate when my store becomes a day care. 

If you don’t want to spend time with your children, don’t think I want too.

They aren’t going to buy anything, and are annoying and disrupt paying customers. 

Please come get them.

Thanks.