Things I blog about

mikotoawase:

miz-joely:

One a day.

Like vitamins.

Sherlolly-shaped vitamins.

Yes ma’am.

*barks*

THE CAPTAIN’S ORDERS, PEOPLE.

(Source: keptyn)

me before I got into all time low: um....wait.... is the drummer alex or zack?

me after I got into all time low: oh yeah that's jack's nipple and rian's toe

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via pugsandprettypeople)

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via mrandromeda)

we’ve got guns hidden under our petticoats 

(Source: halfhalpert, via holy-vajeepas)

"I can’t say I ever had a day in jeans and a t-shirt…" (x)

(Source: criss-hiddles)

karmilleryn:

for supposedly being so proper, foreign actors really don’t seem to know how to properly

sit

in chairs

and i’m totally okay with it

oknope:

it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week

(via jewelsandbones)

hi-im-paige:

There is roughly TWENTY YEARS (give or take a year or two) difference between the first and second pictures of these men. My dears, you are the definition of aging done right! *fans self*

marianapd13:

Omg the name… 😝 Can’t believe he named it. But coming from him I could expect anything

marianapd13:

Omg the name… 😝 Can’t believe he named it. But coming from him I could expect anything

chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

(via aylinhernandezz)

scornedsam:

panic attacks are not cute or fun or quirky please don’t act like they are